Monthly Archive: April, 2012

SWP Exclusive: Leon Panetta’s Notes, the Next Page

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Many news outlets have released the copy of Leon Panetta’s handwritten memo detailing President Obama’s authorization of the attack on Osama Bin Laden. But only Small Winged Potatoes thought to… Continue reading

Ted Nugent Still Unable to Shut His Motor Mouth

To Meet with Secret Service Following Incendiary Comments about Obama DETROIT MI: “If Obama gets reelected I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” With those words geriatric… Continue reading

Skinny African Dude Wins Boston Marathon

Fat Boston Native takes Kenyan Marathon BOSTON MA:  Kenyan racers swept the medal podium in both the men’s and women’s races today in a notably warm 80 degree day in the city.  Men’s… Continue reading

“Slime Time” Franchise a Hit with Midwestern Diners

“… we just stopped cause we got hungry on our way to Wendy’s.” KANSAS CITY MO: Jeff Berble is a busy man. The franchise owner has opened up three drive-through burger joints featuring… Continue reading