Monthly Archive: June, 2012

France to Lance: Not a Chance

PARIS (SWP): French officials representing Ironman France released a statement today which reaffirmed their decision to ban Lance Armstrong from competing in the race. Spokesperson Pepe Fromage cited fresh evidence received from the… Continue reading

God Saved the Queen: Close Call at Diamond Jubilee

LONDON (SWP): An errant cannonball fired from a nearby parapet obliterated the balcony at Buckingham Palace just seconds after the Queen had greeted her cheering subjects on the final day of her Diamond… Continue reading