Monthly Archive: August, 2012

North Korean “Manchurian Baby” Attacks President

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Grainy surveillance footage from Oval Office security cameras captured the shocking footage of a highly skilled infant assassin brandishing a razor sharp ninja binky giving chase to the president early… Continue reading

Dumpy White Guys Flock To Inner City Courts

Trend Follows U.S. Team Close Call With Lithuanians CHICAGO IL (SWP): Local police and rescue Personnel in the Second City have released a statement warning fat middle aged white men against traveling to… Continue reading