Monthly Archive: July, 2013

Arkansas Man Buys Detroit on eBay for $14.91

Outbids Ted Nugent HOGBOWEL AK (SWP): Elmer Stankridge just wanted some parts for his 1999 Dodge Ram.  He chuckles thinking about it.  “I remember saying to myself, ‘Do I need to buy the… Continue reading

Royal Baby Ascends to Throne in Palace Coup

Charles and Camilla Missing—Feared Beheaded at Tower of London LONDON (SWP): The unnamed royal baby, known only as Iddie-Widdie Pumpkin Head, released a statement from behind the gates of Buckingham Palace only hours… Continue reading