Monthly Archive: August, 2013

Bradley Manning Changes Mind Again: Now Wants to Live as Peyton Manning

WASHINGTON DC (SWP): “It’s a man-wanting-to-be-a-woman’s prerogative to change her mind,” states jailed document leaker Bradley Manning, who reports now that he has abandoned plans to request hormone therapy to transform into his… Continue reading

TV Execs Confident New Fall Shows Will Really Suck

“While there’s no Manimal in this year’s lineups, we’ve done the worst we can” “For example, we have CSI: Starbucks debuting September 21st.’ BURBANK, CA (SWP): As Americans prepare to call their Cable… Continue reading

Local Man Thrilled to be Starting New Job Doing the Exact Same Thing for Same Pay

DULUTH, MN (SWP): Sitting in a cubicle of corporate grey felt with a blue middle section, Bob Jenkins was thrilled to be doing data entry in his new role for the same title… Continue reading

Ronda Rousey Starts Beating Up Dudes: Male Audience Shrivels

LAS VEGAS (SWP): Long time fight fan Chuck Piccolo took down his wall poster of Ronda Rousey this week, after the women’s MMA champ announced she was retiring from fighting women and moving… Continue reading

Snowden Agrees To Putin Deal

“Debug My PC and You Can Meet the Chicks in Pussy Riot” MOSCOW (SWP):  Edward Snowden has found a home, at least for a year, following occasionally tense negotiations at the back booth… Continue reading