Monthly Archive: October, 2013

Asian Sixth Graders Fix Obamacare Website for Extra Credit

TOKYO (SWP): The three Japanese twelve year-olds asked that their names and faces not be shown, ostensibly because they repaired the ailing website as a community service project, but, as their teacher admonished… Continue reading

Dad Forgets Family in Car, Picks Nose for a Good Twenty Miles

“Yeah. I did it. And I’m not ashamed of it.” DEARBORN, MI (SWP): Archibald “Archie” O’Rahilly usually makes the trek along I-94 by himself. Maybe that’s why, about 10 miles into a today’s… Continue reading

Furloughed Government Security Guards Abandon Area 51

Inhabitants Emerge after 40 Years of Captivity LAKE GROOM NV (SWP): Shocked local residents encountered two strange but somehow familiar aliens on a local highway early this morning- only hours after federal security… Continue reading