Monthly Archive: August, 2014

BREAKING: Study Shows Sudden Shock of Ice Cold Water Major Cause of ALS

ATLANTA, GA (SWP): Spokespersons for the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta say that Researchers at Grenada Medical School have discovered a common cause behind the mysterious and deadly affliction of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), or… Continue reading

Pitt, Jolie Marry in Preparation for Massive Hollywood Style Divorce

Expect news frenzy during their fall movie releases MIRAVAL, FRANCE (SWP): A spokesman for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has told the Associated Press that the couple married on Saturday in Chateau Miraval, France. “… throw in… Continue reading

Facing Record Drought California Turns to Human Sacrifice

SACRAMENTO, CA (SWP): Citing the success of the Aztecs with the god Tlaloc, Governor Jerry Brown announced a measure to institute an emergency state of human sacrifice in California until the drought ends. The… Continue reading