Monthly Archive: November, 2014

Obama Announces He’s Deporting Mitch McConnell

“And Ted Cruz, I’ve got my eye on you!” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP) In a prime time speech to the nation, President Barack Obama announced a bold move on immigration. “For the good of… Continue reading

Congress Eager for New Session of Getting Nothing Done

Both parties look forward to improved bi-partisan cooperation on doing nothing WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Fresh from an election that emphatically punctuated voter dissatisfaction with a gridlocked Washington, lawmakers are eager to get through the current lame-duck… Continue reading

Robert Plant Turns Down A Gazillion Dollars for Zeppelin Tour

“He never was good with numbers,” says Jimmy Page THE SHIRE (SWP): Trying to dispel the rumors that the singer tore up the contract and shat on it, Robert Plant’s publicist has described as “rubbish” a Daily… Continue reading