Monthly Archive: February, 2015

House Passes 11th Hour Bill to Fund House

Nation avoids complete breakdown of society WASHINGTON D. C. (SWP): With all the attention given to funding the Department of Homeland Security, many Americans did not even realize that they and the whole globe… Continue reading

Poll Shows Chimpanzees More Likely Than Republicans to Believe in Evolution

Though the chimps won’t take the blame for humanity WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Now we have a fairly good explanation for why Republican Oval Office hopefuls like Scott Walker and Bobby Jindal are afraid… Continue reading

Brian Williams Recants More Stories

“I never delivered President Obama’s children.” NEW YORK, NY (SWP): First, Brian Williams admitted that his story of being in a helicopter shot down in Iraq was not true. Now the beleaguered news… Continue reading

Jeb Bush Considers Image Change

“From now on he’ll be known simply as, Jeb.” CORAL GABLES, FL (SWP): After extensive polling, says David Kochel senior strategist for Mr. Bush’s political action committee, the budding campaign has determined that its potential candidate… Continue reading