Monthly Archive: March, 2016

Jeb, Choking on Own Vomit, Endorses Cruz

I can’t believe it’s come to this.” DEEP IN JEB’S WORST NIGHTMARE (SWP): Choking on his own vomit, former presidential candidate Jeb Bush endorsed former rival, Ted Cruz, in last minute gambit by… Continue reading

Trump Goes Full Washington Insider

Stunned supporters left frightened, confused but still loyal WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Calm. Reading from a teleprompter. Meeting with Senators. Is that John Kasich? No, it’s Donald J. Trump. As the candidate met with… Continue reading