Monthly Archive: November, 2016

Union of Banana Republics Votes to Approve U.S. Membership

In light of the recent election of world renowned entertainer, failed businessman, conspiracy theorist, and all around clown, Donald J. Trump … TEGUCIGALPA, HONDURAS (SWP): By a near unanimous margin, with one dissent,… Continue reading

The U.S. just elected a self-confirmed sexual predator with a porn model wife to the presidency. What say you?

  Great. ‘Cause high school and college age males needed a role model to help them with entitlement over sexual assault.” Sheila Patron, Thread Spooling Major Albuquerque, New Mexico “My daughters ¬†have Secret… Continue reading