Next Up for Congressional Republicans: Dismantle Highways and Bridges

“And Damns. We’re looking at you next.” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): In the wake of a terrible score from the CBO, the BCRA, the Senate version of an ACA Repeal and Replace bill, hasn’t… Continue reading

Trump Announces Slate of Anti-Hoax Orders 

Dinosaurs: “I mean, have you ever actually seen one? And those arms. Who has arms that short?”

Paul Manafort Outraged that his Nefarious Dealings with Russia Labeled “Nefarious”

It’s a smear campaign by the Left.” MOSCOW (SWP): Is working to advance Vladimir Putin’s agenda ‘nefarious’? How about taking $12 million dollars in the process? Many seem to think so. The man… Continue reading

Democratic Leadership Remains Stuck in Paper Bag

Stop rolling around, Chuck. I told you. It doesn’t work! WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Yesterday, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) — shouting from inside the paper bag — confronted calls for new leadership… Continue reading

White House Website Launches as E-Commerce Site

We launched an hour ago and this site is already bigger than Amazon.com and Alibaba.com. Combined. Period. End of Story. Fuck you! — Sean Spicer WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Just days after President Donald… Continue reading

Trump Tweets Picture of Trump Handwriting His Proscription List

NY, NY (SWP): The tweet came on a day when the Psychopath-elect mostly struck a positive tone on the eve of his inauguration. The announcement was accompanied by an image of Trump making… Continue reading

Trump Says Repeal and Rename Ready in Two Weeks

Battle with the Congressional GOP looms over renaming of ACA. WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Psychopath-elect Donald Trump said in a weekend interview that he is nearing completion of a plan to rename President Obama’s… Continue reading

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Union of Banana Republics Votes to Approve U.S. Membership

In light of the recent election of world renowned entertainer, failed businessman, conspiracy theorist, and all around clown, Donald J. Trump … TEGUCIGALPA, HONDURAS (SWP): By a near unanimous margin, with one dissent,… Continue reading

The U.S. just elected a self-confirmed sexual predator with a porn model wife to the presidency. What say you?

  Great. ‘Cause high school and college age males needed a role model to help them with entitlement over sexual assault.” Sheila Patron, Thread Spooling Major Albuquerque, New Mexico “My daughters  have Secret… Continue reading