Additional Trump Call Transcripts Leaked

Call with the President of San Marcos shows a new President learning the ropes.


The People Speak: Trump’s Secret Dinner Meeting

Putin? I thought that was that German guy, Angela something?

Next Up for Congressional Republicans: Dismantle Highways and Bridges

“And Damns. We’re looking at you next.” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): In the wake of a terrible score from the CBO, the BCRA, the Senate version of an ACA Repeal and Replace bill, hasn’t… Continue reading

Trump Announces Slate of Anti-Hoax Orders 

Dinosaurs: “I mean, have you ever actually seen one? And those arms. Who has arms that short?”

Paul Manafort Outraged that his Nefarious Dealings with Russia Labeled “Nefarious”

It’s a smear campaign by the Left.” MOSCOW (SWP): Is working to advance Vladimir Putin’s agenda ‘nefarious’? How about taking $12 million dollars in the process? Many seem to think so. The man… Continue reading

Democratic Leadership Remains Stuck in Paper Bag

Stop rolling around, Chuck. I told you. It doesn’t work! WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Yesterday, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) — shouting from inside the paper bag — confronted calls for new leadership… Continue reading

White House Website Launches as E-Commerce Site

We launched an hour ago and this site is already bigger than and Combined. Period. End of Story. Fuck you! — Sean Spicer WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Just days after President Donald… Continue reading

Trump Tweets Picture of Trump Handwriting His Proscription List

NY, NY (SWP): The tweet came on a day when the Psychopath-elect mostly struck a positive tone on the eve of his inauguration. The announcement was accompanied by an image of Trump making… Continue reading

Trump Says Repeal and Rename Ready in Two Weeks

Battle with the Congressional GOP looms over renaming of ACA. WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Psychopath-elect Donald Trump said in a weekend interview that he is nearing completion of a plan to rename President Obama’s… Continue reading

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan