Pakistan: “We had our own raid planned for Tuesday.”

ISLAMABAD.  Pakistan’s military and intelligence agency claim they were ready with a raid of their own, planned for what turned out to be the day after a U.S. raid on the compound of… Continue reading

Memo of “Gingrich for President” Slogan Session Leaked

HARRISBURG, PA.  A nearly bankrupt newspaper here and several other news outlets around the county are claiming to have possession of an internal campaign memo from the Newt Gingrich campaign. The memo summarizes results from… Continue reading

Scientists Build Composite “Face of Nastiness”

RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK.  Osama bin Laden may be the “face of evil” to many, but he’s not the Face of Nastiness. Today Scientists announced the results of groundbreaking research in the emerging field… Continue reading

TBS To Air Super Show To End All Shows

BURBANK, CA.  Not satisfied with he dominating presence of the Conan show, TBS today announced a new Super Show concept. Michael Wright, the head of programming for TBS, TNT and Turner Classic Movies,… Continue reading

Bin Laden May Have Been Compromised By His Support of Idol Contestant Pia Toscano

LANGLEY, VA. In information released by the Obama Administration and the CIA, the critical lead that helped confirm the hideout of Osama bin Laden was cell phone data traffic linked to the al… Continue reading