I can’t believe it’s come to this.” DEEP IN JEB’S WORST NIGHTMARE (SWP): Choking on his own vomit, former presidential candidate Jeb Bush endorsed former rival, Ted Cruz, in last minute gambit by… Continue reading
Engineers worried about lack of testing for new Attack 2.0 module. DALLAS, TX (SWP): Attacking Donald Trump at a rally in Dallas, one day after the latest Republican debate, Rubio further exercised his… Continue reading
Third place is the new first place.
It’s the kiss of death beyond Iowa DES MOINES, IA (SWP): Telling supporters that it was a bittersweet moment, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced that he’ll be winding down his campaign after winning… Continue reading
Mourns the precious 10 minutes he’ll “never get back”