Has a great relationship with the Rapists NEW YORK, NY (SWP) “I have a great relationship with Rapists,” the real-estate mogul turned aspiring president said in an interview with NBC News on Wednesday. “I… Continue reading
No longer asking kids if they think they live in a goddamned barn.
“Sure,” he says, kicking a piece of pizza across the floor. “The barn smells like cow shit, but my stress level is way down.”
Or at least a Cabinet position
WASHINGTON D.C. (SEP): Former Hewlett-Packard Co Chief Executive Carly Fiorina announced on Monday she is running for vice-president, joining a rag tag collection of surgeons, radio hosts, and absentee governors also running for V.P.
“When I let loose with an automatic, the pretty boy is going down, baby!”
HOLLYWOOD, CA (SWP): Saying they have a problem with the way criminals are depicted, a group of criminal’s rights activists took to the streets of Hollywood to protest and raise awareness. They want to give Hollywood execs and producers an offer they can’t refuse.
Threatens Senate Bake Sale; GOP Wives Furious
“It just might work,” says Congressional Watcher Sarah Bellum of the gambit. “With their husbands regularly visiting male prostitutes, these women have nothing else to live for.”
Country’s growing focus on income inequality puts damper on 2015 celebrations
Around the country today, wealthy Americans are quietly honoring what’s known in their circles as Wealth Transfer Day.
Ladies, I never even opened the free samples!
Though the chimps won’t take the blame for humanity WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Now we have a fairly good explanation for why Republican Oval Office hopefuls like Scott Walker and Bobby Jindal are afraid… Continue reading