Tag Archive: 2016 Election

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Union of Banana Republics Votes to Approve U.S. Membership

In light of the recent election of world renowned entertainer, failed businessman, conspiracy theorist, and all around clown, Donald J. Trump … TEGUCIGALPA, HONDURAS (SWP): By a near unanimous margin, with one dissent,… Continue reading

The U.S. just elected a self-confirmed sexual predator with a porn model wife to the presidency. What say you?

  Great. ‘Cause high school and college age males needed a role model to help them with entitlement over sexual assault.” Sheila Patron, Thread Spooling Major Albuquerque, New Mexico “My daughters  have Secret… Continue reading

Comey Announces Additional Possible New Evidence in “Unrelated Alternative Reality”

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP):  In a second announcement in as many days, FBI  Director, James B. Comey, alerted Congress that a third cache of possible evidence in the investigations against Hillary Clinton has been… Continue reading

Trump Campaign: Elevators and 35,000 Feet Not Subject to U.S. Laws

MELBOURNE, FL (SWP): Donald Trump claims that closed elevators are not subject to U.S. Laws. “It’s like being trapped in a box. And that box could be anywhere.” Likewise, said the campaign, flying… Continue reading

BREAKING: Trump Run Actually New Reality Show: The Candidate

We thought it would be interesting to turn the tables and make the boss the contestant MIRA LAGO, FL (SWP): A former employee of Bravo TV leaked the story to SWP. “It’s all… Continue reading

Man Baby Trump Would Hit DNC Speakers If It Weren’t for Those Darned Bone Spurs

“I really regret that the military kept me from serving in Vietnam. You know, we would have won with me in there.”

GOP Convention: Day One Recap

If no one gets killed, it’ll be a rousing success.

Republican Voters Taking a New Look at Clinton

Innately drawn toward politicians that promise one thing, but really just enrich themselves in office. CHARLESTON, SC (SWP): Confusion about Donald Trump’s true intentions and his here-today-gone-tomorrow conservative principles are leading many conservative… Continue reading

Sanders Supporters, Raised on T-Ball, Can’t Fathom Loss

He played, he should win. LAS VEGAS, NV (SWP): Threats of violence. Predictions of mayhem in Philadelphia. Why are Bernier Sanders supporters throwing such a tantrum? According to Sarah Bellum, it’s a Millennial… Continue reading