Tag Archive: Apple

Microsoft Announces Windows Spectacles

Company seeks to compete with Google Glass REDMOND WA (SWP): In a surprise move, Microsoft announced the proposed acquisition of Nokia’s mobile device businesses for $7 Billion. What was lost in the announcement… Continue reading

BREAKING: Apple Sues Apple over Mobile Patents

Bold Salvo Starts New Phase in Escalating Patent War iPhone 5 Release in Jeapordy CUPERTINO, CA (SWP): In a bold move that has some legal analysts baffled, Apple Inc. has sued Apple Inc… Continue reading

Apple Confirms Artificial Steve Jobs Ran Company

CUPERTINO, CA (SWP): In a story that seems right out of the pages of a science fiction novel, a recent crisis of epic proportions has forced Apple, Inc. to acknowledge that Steve Jobs had… Continue reading

Floundering Apple Tries to Repeat Magic of Returning Founder

CUPERTINO, CA (SWP): With the loss of it’s iconic leader (Steve Jobs) and the bitter dissappointment of the iPhone 4S, Apple, Inc. finds itself in what must feel like 1996 all over again.… Continue reading

Latest “Twitter-Gate”: Steve Jobs Admits Disgusted With iPad2

CUPERTINO, CA. It seems even technology visionaries can suffer from scandalous user error. Steve Jobs, founder and re-inventor of Apple Inc. (AAPL: -200%) has been caught up in his own public Twitter-Gate. A post meant… Continue reading