Tag Archive: Donald J. Trump

Local Man Blows First Date Before Main Course by Signalling Support for Trump

“I got excited,” said the young man, Jason Edward Aultman, shaking his head. “It just came out.”


Trump-Putin Call Transcripts Leaked

“You said, Tatars. Tee-hee.”

Poll: Number of Rural Americans Still Taking Trump For Real Plummets

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): The number of people taking Trump’s presidency for real in small towns and rural communities — many of which strongly supported him in the election — has dried up to… Continue reading

Trump Triples Down on North Korea Threats

What we have here are two psychopathic leaders involved in an escalating ego dispute that can’t end well for humanity.

Paul Manafort Outraged that his Nefarious Dealings with Russia Labeled “Nefarious”

It’s a smear campaign by the Left.” MOSCOW (SWP): Is working to advance Vladimir Putin’s agenda ‘nefarious’? How about taking $12 million dollars in the process? Many seem to think so. The man… Continue reading

White House Website Launches as E-Commerce Site

We launched an hour ago and this site is already bigger than Amazon.com and Alibaba.com. Combined. Period. End of Story. Fuck you! — Sean Spicer WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Just days after President Donald… Continue reading

Trump Tweets Picture of Trump Handwriting His Proscription List

NY, NY (SWP): The tweet came on a day when the Psychopath-elect mostly struck a positive tone on the eve of his inauguration. The announcement was accompanied by an image of Trump making… Continue reading