Tag Archive: Donald Trump

Additional Trump Call Transcripts Leaked

Call with the President of San Marcos shows a new President learning the ropes.

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The People Speak: Trump’s Secret Dinner Meeting

Putin? I thought that was that German guy, Angela something?

Trump Announces Slate of Anti-Hoax Orders 

Dinosaurs: “I mean, have you ever actually seen one? And those arms. Who has arms that short?”

Trump Says Repeal and Rename Ready in Two Weeks

Battle with the Congressional GOP looms over renaming of ACA. WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Psychopath-elect Donald Trump said in a weekend interview that he is nearing completion of a plan to rename President Obama’s… Continue reading

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks with Ghost of Julius Caesar and Satan

Union of Banana Republics Votes to Approve U.S. Membership

In light of the recent election of world renowned entertainer, failed businessman, conspiracy theorist, and all around clown, Donald J. Trump … TEGUCIGALPA, HONDURAS (SWP): By a near unanimous margin, with one dissent,… Continue reading

The U.S. just elected a self-confirmed sexual predator with a porn model wife to the presidency. What say you?

  Great. ‘Cause high school and college age males needed a role model to help them with entitlement over sexual assault.” Sheila Patron, Thread Spooling Major Albuquerque, New Mexico “My daughters  have Secret… Continue reading

Comey Announces Additional Possible New Evidence in “Unrelated Alternative Reality”

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP):  In a second announcement in as many days, FBI  Director, James B. Comey, alerted Congress that a third cache of possible evidence in the investigations against Hillary Clinton has been… Continue reading

Trump Campaign: Elevators and 35,000 Feet Not Subject to U.S. Laws

MELBOURNE, FL (SWP): Donald Trump claims that closed elevators are not subject to U.S. Laws. “It’s like being trapped in a box. And that box could be anywhere.” Likewise, said the campaign, flying… Continue reading

BREAKING: Trump Run Actually New Reality Show: The Candidate

We thought it would be interesting to turn the tables and make the boss the contestant MIRA LAGO, FL (SWP): A former employee of Bravo TV leaked the story to SWP. “It’s all… Continue reading