Tag Archive: Hillary Clinton

Comey Announces Additional Possible New Evidence in “Unrelated Alternative Reality”

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP):  In a second announcement in as many days, FBI  Director, James B. Comey, alerted Congress that a third cache of possible evidence in the investigations against Hillary Clinton has been… Continue reading

Trump Campaign: Elevators and 35,000 Feet Not Subject to U.S. Laws

MELBOURNE, FL (SWP): Donald Trump claims that closed elevators are not subject to U.S. Laws. “It’s like being trapped in a box. And that box could be anywhere.” Likewise, said the campaign, flying… Continue reading

Trump: Obama and Clinton Traveled Through Time and Caused Great Depression of the 1930s

I have many friends, good friends, who told me. Many people are talking about it. I mean look, we’re talking about it right now. All of us. Thousands of people. In a room. It must be true.

Republican Voters Taking a New Look at Clinton

Innately drawn toward politicians that promise one thing, but really just enrich themselves in office. CHARLESTON, SC (SWP): Confusion about Donald Trump’s true intentions and his here-today-gone-tomorrow conservative principles are leading many conservative… Continue reading

The Donald’s Dilemma

“She’s beautiful. But she is getting a little long in the tooth, don’t you think?” said the presumptive GOP nominee, he himself nearly 70 years old. “Hey, for men it’s different. Don’t shoot me. I don’t make the rules.”

Scott Walker to Spend Day in Block of Ice

Republican candidates fighting Trump for share of news cycle. NEW YORK, NY (SWP): As Republican candidates vie for a share of voice against Donald Trump, they are increasingly being forced to up the… Continue reading

Carly Fiorina Announces Bid for Vice Presidency

Or at least a Cabinet position

WASHINGTON D.C. (SEP): Former Hewlett-Packard Co Chief Executive Carly Fiorina announced on Monday she is running for vice-president, joining a rag tag collection of surgeons, radio hosts, and absentee governors also running for V.P.

Was Hillary Clinton Lip Synching Her Benghazi Testimony?

WASHINGTON DC (SWP): Sources attending the committee hearings today questioned the Secretary’s opening remarks, noting that on several occasions her utterances and lip movements were about as synchronized as something out of Jackie Chan’s… Continue reading

Clinton to World: U.S. Is Fat, Broke, Hostile—And We’re Off Our Meds

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP):  Hillary Clinton unveiled a confrontational new foreign policy strategy today, designed to “send a message to international community that Uncle Sam is done playing.” She had specific messages for some… Continue reading