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France to Lance: Not a Chance

PARIS (SWP): French officials representing Ironman France released a statement today which reaffirmed their decision to ban Lance Armstrong from competing in the race. Spokesperson Pepe Fromage cited fresh evidence received from the… Continue reading

The People Speak: Lance Armstrong and Doping

Is Lance Armstrong Lying About Doping? Cycling is for pussies! James Johnson, Florist Key West, FL But he’s such a strapping young lad! Marie du l’Puff, Baker Paris, France You lookin’ to score… Continue reading