Tag Archive: Mitch McConnell

Next Up for Congressional Republicans: Dismantle Highways and Bridges

“And Damns. We’re looking at you next.” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): In the wake of a terrible score from the CBO, the BCRA, the Senate version of an ACA Repeal and Replace bill, hasn’t… Continue reading

Trump Says Repeal and Rename Ready in Two Weeks

Battle with the Congressional GOP looms over renaming of ACA. WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Psychopath-elect Donald Trump said in a weekend interview that he is nearing completion of a plan to rename President Obama’s… Continue reading

Poll Shows Chimpanzees More Likely Than Republicans to Believe in Evolution

Though the chimps won’t take the blame for humanity WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Now we have a fairly good explanation for why Republican Oval Office hopefuls like Scott Walker and Bobby Jindal are afraid… Continue reading

Obama Announces He’s Deporting Mitch McConnell

“And Ted Cruz, I’ve got my eye on you!” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP) In a prime time speech to the nation, President Barack Obama announced a bold move on immigration. “For the good of… Continue reading

Congress Eager for New Session of Getting Nothing Done

Both parties look forward to improved bi-partisan cooperation on doing nothing WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Fresh from an election that emphatically punctuated voter dissatisfaction with a gridlocked Washington, lawmakers are eager to get through the current lame-duck… Continue reading

Obama Gives Birth to Alien Baby

Donald Trump: “I’m not surprised.” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP) The United States has never confirmed any UFO or other extraterrestrial encounters. That is, until now. “Let’s be clear,” White  House spokesperson Jay Carney began… Continue reading

Congress to Convene Hearings on Patraeus Affair

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): The career of David Petraeus, the CIA director and renowned general, was derailed by allegedly vicious and—with any luck—lascivious emails his paramour sent to another woman. Now the CIA, FBI and White… Continue reading

Send In The Clowns: Congress Returns to Resume Destruction of Country

WASHINGTON D.C. Congress this week returns from Summer Recess, charged up and ready to resume it’s efforts to drive the country to hell in a hand-basket. “We were sent here by the American people to… Continue reading

Republicans and Democrats Agree: Debt Limit Crisis is Fault of One Man

WASHINGTON D.C. They don’t agree on much these days. But the Obama administration and Congressional Republicans have agreed on one thing. The blame for this debt limit crisis is clearly on the shoulders… Continue reading

Obama Admits Affair Governing East Timor

WASHINGTON D.C. In an apparent mid-life crisis, President Barack Obama has admitted he governed the hot, young nation of East Timor.  Apparently, his recent overseas trips were cover-stories for trips to East Timor… Continue reading