Tag Archive: NASA

Mars Rover Texts Mission Control: “What time r u coming to pick me up?”

HOUSTON TX (SWP): NASA employees met late into the night to craft a response to the unexpected message today from the aptly named Curiosity. Tensions reportedly ran high, as two engineers were overheard… Continue reading

DANGER WILL ROBINSON! NASA Confirms Two Astronauts Accidentally Left in Space

DAYTONA, FL. NASA public relations director Fred Merkle confirmed today at a hastily convened press conference that engineers are frantically rebuilding a working shuttle out of spare parts to rescue two astronauts accidently… Continue reading

The Space Shuttle Program: A Look Backward and Forward

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL. Better golf clubs, nerf footballs, and improved special effects in movies. These are some of the amazing benefits of the NASA Space Shuttle program, officially called the Space Transportation System… Continue reading