Tag Archive: Obamacare

Next Up for Congressional Republicans: Dismantle Highways and Bridges

“And Damns. We’re looking at you next.” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): In the wake of a terrible score from the CBO, the BCRA, the Senate version of an ACA Repeal and Replace bill, hasn’t… Continue reading

Trump Says Repeal and Rename Ready in Two Weeks

Battle with the Congressional GOP looms over renaming of ACA. WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Psychopath-elect Donald Trump said in a weekend interview that he is nearing completion of a plan to rename President Obama’s… Continue reading

Asian Sixth Graders Fix Obamacare Website for Extra Credit

TOKYO (SWP): The three Japanese twelve year-olds asked that their names and faces not be shown, ostensibly because they repaired the ailing website as a community service project, but, as their teacher admonished… Continue reading

First Five Thousand Customers to Sign up for Healthcare to Receive Free Obama Bobble-head

WASHINGTON DC (SWP): HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius announced today that “we’re sweetening the pot” for potential Obamacare customers, “especially our 18 to 25 year old targets.” “Hey, wait, it says here this bobble-head… Continue reading