Tag Archive: Pope

Cardinals Initiate Cassock to Cassock Search for Missing Altar Boy

Incident Mars Church’s Attempt to Turn the Page on Scandal ROME, ITALY (SWP): Giancarlo Pannini’s mother, like all Roman mothers this week, warned her only child to stay in the house during the… Continue reading

Church of Scientology Recruits Catholics

Runs First Ever Groupon Promotion RIVERSIDE COUNTY, CA (SWP): Looking to take advantage of the turmoil and scandal in the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of Scientology is embarking on a marketing campaign… Continue reading

Pope Confesses: “God Fired Me”

ROME (SWP): In a stunning announcement this morning Pope Benedict admitted that “the big guy told me he wanted to move in another direction.” “the Vatican? … it’s Miami Beach without the bugs… Continue reading

Park Service Acknowledges Plans to Privatize Washington Monument

WASHINGTON DC (SWP): A National Park Service spokesman acknowledged today that the 7.5 million dollar gift from billionaire David Rubenstein to effect repairs on the monument caused by earthquake damage arrived in the… Continue reading

Vatican: Pope Also Takes Off Pants One Leg at a Time

VATICAN CITY.  After weeks of pressure and following the admission that His Holiness puts on his pants one leg at a time, the Vatican today has released a statement admitting that the Pope also removes them… Continue reading