Tag Archive: Vatican

Cardinals Initiate Cassock to Cassock Search for Missing Altar Boy

Incident Mars Church’s Attempt to Turn the Page on Scandal ROME, ITALY (SWP): Giancarlo Pannini’s mother, like all Roman mothers this week, warned her only child to stay in the house during the… Continue reading

Pope Confesses: “God Fired Me”

ROME (SWP): In a stunning announcement this morning Pope Benedict admitted that “the big guy told me he wanted to move in another direction.” “the Vatican? … it’s Miami Beach without the bugs… Continue reading

Vatican: Pope Also Takes Off Pants One Leg at a Time

VATICAN CITY.  After weeks of pressure and following the admission that His Holiness puts on his pants one leg at a time, the Vatican today has released a statement admitting that the Pope also removes them… Continue reading