LOS ANGELES, CA (SWP): In the world’s most anticipated year-end event, Small Winged Potatoes has announced the winner of its 2011 Person of the Year: Alec Baldwin. Mr. Baldwin did not win for… Continue reading
ARLINGTON VA (SWP): Pentagon officials announced today that they have contracted with Boeing to begin manufacturing Predator Drones for private use. “With this partnership we continue the long tradition of using military science… Continue reading
THE NORTH POLE (SWP): ‘Twas a fortnight before Christmas and all through the North Pole, residents were stunned by the unthinkable; layoffs at Santa’s factory. Deborah Homegarden, Director of Human Resources for NP Enterprises… Continue reading
WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): The Republican presidential candidate, in a press conference at the National Cathedral today, took credit for the .5% decline in the unemployment rate, stating, “Last week I told Wall Street Occupiers… Continue reading
FRANKFURT, Germany (SWP): The world’s largest central banks joined forces to stem the mounting financial crisis and save life as we know it. Or did they? We’re told that a financial melt-down larger than the… Continue reading
