“I’m stoked to wake to a world with peace in the Middle East. Are we copasetic, dude? When he was told how long he’d been in a coma, Miles “Hump” Humphries, now 65 years… Continue reading
WASHINGTON DC (SWP): HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius announced today that “we’re sweetening the pot” for potential Obamacare customers, “especially our 18 to 25 year old targets.” “Hey, wait, it says here this bobble-head… Continue reading
CARMEL, CA (SWP): Agents standing to make significant sums of money off of a local real estate deal are in agreement that the buyer should not sweat another $500 of unexplained fees. “This is… Continue reading
“It’s official. I’m old.” DULUTH, MN (SWP): It started with England Dan & John Ford Coley. About 3 minutes into the song, Paul “The Stud” Studebaker noticed he was humming along. And, like… Continue reading
NYC (SWP): “It’s no fun to be bringing up the rear when you’re used to leading with your front,” lamented Anthony Weiner in his concession speech. “I thought I showed I was the… Continue reading
WASHINGTON DC (SWP): “Look, I’m tired of the back and forth,” an obviously frustrated president Obama stated at his morning White House briefing. “So here’s the deal. Heads we go in, tails we… Continue reading
Company seeks to compete with Google Glass REDMOND WA (SWP): In a surprise move, Microsoft announced the proposed acquisition of Nokia’s mobile device businesses for $7 Billion. What was lost in the announcement… Continue reading
SAN MATEO, CA (SWP); “What’s it all mean?” Trooper Gary “Grunt” Stotlemeyer asks with a sigh. Normally not prone to deep thoughts, the 15-year veteran State Trooper is struggling to find meaning in his… Continue reading
