Air Operation Against ISIS Finally Gets Official Name

Operation “Can’t the Fucking Middle East Just Get Its Own Act Together” narrowly loses WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Two months after American bombs and missiles began pounding fighters of the so-called Islamic State, President… Continue reading →

Obama Cancels Campaign Trip to Focus on Ebola

President heads to White House Lab to work on cure WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): President Barack Obama abruptly canceled a planned campaign trip Wednesday and proceeded to “hit the test tubes” in the lab until, in his words, the… Continue reading →

Financial Analysts Tell Average Investors Not to Panic

“We haven’t finished taking profits” WALL STREET (SWP): There is strong consensus among wall street analysts and traders this week. This at a time when U.S. stocks tumbled lower and investors remained cautious.… Continue reading →