Hot Fired Rice

What’s That Clicking Sound? U.S. Coaches Hit Delete Buttons on Practice Tapes SAN CLEMENTE CA (SWP): Butch Chinitup, head basketball coach at Richard M. Nixon High School, invokes the school’s namesake when he… Continue reading →

Dumpy White Guys Flock To Inner City Courts

Trend Follows U.S. Team Close Call With Lithuanians CHICAGO IL (SWP): Local police and rescue Personnel in the Second City have released a statement warning fat middle aged white men against traveling to… Continue reading →

Lost in Translation: Violence Erupts on the Court

“… I don’t think we have anything to worry about in the superpower department” BEIJING. The game between Georgetown University Hoyas and the Bayi Rockets was advertised as a “friendly” match, but a… Continue reading →