Tag Archive: Basketball

Hot Fired Rice

What’s That Clicking Sound? U.S. Coaches Hit Delete Buttons on Practice Tapes SAN CLEMENTE CA (SWP): Butch Chinitup, head basketball coach at Richard M. Nixon High School, invokes the school’s namesake when he… Continue reading

Dumpy White Guys Flock To Inner City Courts

Trend Follows U.S. Team Close Call With Lithuanians CHICAGO IL (SWP): Local police and rescue Personnel in the Second City have released a statement warning fat middle aged white men against traveling to… Continue reading

Lost in Translation: Violence Erupts on the Court

“… I don’t think we have anything to worry about in the superpower department” BEIJING. The game between Georgetown University Hoyas and the Bayi Rockets was advertised as a “friendly” match, but a… Continue reading