Trump: I’d Have Been a Beloved Slave Owner

This proves that the President is not a racist

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): As the controversy over President Trump’s “go back home” tweet refuses to die down, Trump has doubled-down, yet again.

During a back-and-forth with reporters on the White House lawn, in an apparent attempt to defend his prior remarks, President Trump praised himself as a would-be Slave Owner.

“I would have been a tremendous, tremendously loved, slave owner,” Trump said. “Don’t you think?”

“Thomas Jefferson owned slaves. And they loved him. Literally,” Trump rambled on. “I would be loved even more. Much more.”

The president also claimed that “very good people” owned slaves. And that some slaves were “bad hombres.”

kconwayThe president left it at that, and turned the proceedings over to his to top advisor and fellow psychopath, Kellyanne Conway.

“This proves that the President is not a racist,” she declared. “He was a beloved slave owner.”

She finished by shoving Jim Acosta to the ground and punching his face.