Roy Moore Wandering Past Middle Schools Not Even on Way Home

MONTGOMERY, AL (SWP): Last Tuesday was a long night for Judge Roy Moore. He narrowly lost the hotly contested Alabama Senate seat in a race that had grabbed the world’s attention for months.… Continue reading →

Harry Reid Vows to Act on Nomination if GOP Won’t

Threatens Senate Bake Sale; GOP Wives Furious

“It just might work,” says Congressional Watcher Sarah Bellum of the gambit. “With their husbands regularly visiting male prostitutes, these women have nothing else to live for.”

Congress Eager for New Session of Getting Nothing Done

Both parties look forward to improved bi-partisan cooperation on doing nothing WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Fresh from an election that emphatically punctuated voter dissatisfaction with a gridlocked Washington, lawmakers are eager to get through the current lame-duck… Continue reading →

Send In The Clowns: Congress Returns to Resume Destruction of Country

WASHINGTON D.C. Congress this week returns from Summer Recess, charged up and ready to resume it’s efforts to drive the country to hell in a hand-basket. “We were sent here by the American people to… Continue reading →

Congress Ends Tense Week: They Were ‘This’ Close to Doing Something

WASHINGTON D.C. A number of Representatives and a handful of Senators up for re-election in 2012 are breathing a sigh of relief this weekend as both houses of Congress narrowly escaped accomplishing something.… Continue reading →