Trump Admits Surprised U.S. Still Standing
I thought we’d be out of business by now
G20 JAPAN (SWP): Citing his usual track record in business, President Trump remarked to the press and to the Russian delegation that he’s surprised at how resilient the U.S. is.
“Look,” said the B-List celeb turned President, “with my track record — Trump Steaks, the USFL, whatever that airline thing was — wow, what was I thinking? I’m surprised.”
Trump has had a number of failed business endeavours on his sordid career.
The unusually candid comments, coming from a man so insecure that he won’t even admit his watch is off by a minute, surprised most observers. Some worried that it may signal the end of times.
“As one of civilization’s greatest businessmen and greatest intellects, I can say I’m surprised,” added Trump, restoring balance to the universe before ending the meeting to talk in private with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
