Monthly Archive: February, 2012

Democratic Party Set to Endorse Rick Santorum

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Just days before two critical Republican primary votes, the Democratic National Committee is endorsing Rick Santorum in the Republican Primary election. “I, myself, survived an abortion …” “This guy is… Continue reading

Mexico Adds “Narco-Tours” To Wary North of the Border Tourists

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO (SWP): Carlos Limon, Deputy Minister of Tourism, introduced new travel packages today designed to address the concerns of U.S tourists wary of traveling south of the border. “We want visitors… Continue reading

Mayor of Iranian Town “Just Wants to Be Clear”

… Al Fuseli is an infidel, a coward, and a buffoon.” Al-KABOBBI, IRAN (SWP): Mayor Ahmad Al-Fuseli wants the international community to remember one thing. “My town is called Al-Kabobbi; but the town… Continue reading

Mitt Romney: Proving the American Dream Everyday

CARSON CITY, NV (SWP): This is one campaign stop of many on a nearly decade quest of Mitt Romney. Against all odds, this brave American is proving every day that the American Dream… Continue reading