NY, NY (SWP): The tweet came on a day when the Psychopath-elect mostly struck a positive tone on the eve of his inauguration. The announcement was accompanied by an image of Trump making… Continue reading
LOS ANGELES, CA (SWP): In the world’s most anticipated year-end event, Small Winged Potatoes has announced the winner of its 2011 Person of the Year: Alec Baldwin. Mr. Baldwin did not win for… Continue reading
GILMAN, IA. A woman watching the OWN network last night allegedly kicked her cat repeatedly in frustration after she could not recall the name of the voice over actor on a TV commercial. “Damn… Continue reading
BETHESDA, MD. They post under clever names like @SteveMartinToGo, @StephenAtHome, and @GarryShandling. Well, sometimes the names are clever. Regardless, scientists say their meandering posts are behind an accelerated growth of the universe’s Entropy. “…the… Continue reading
WASHINGTON D.C. In an apparent mid-life crisis, President Barack Obama has admitted he governed the hot, young nation of East Timor. Apparently, his recent overseas trips were cover-stories for trips to East Timor… Continue reading
