Poll: Number of Rural Americans Still Taking Trump For Real Plummets

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): The number of people taking Trump’s presidency for real in small towns and rural communities — many of which strongly supported him in the election — has dried up to… Continue reading

Alt-Middle Struggles to Get Noticed

It’s a shame. We really have the answers to this country’s problems.

Trump Triples Down on North Korea Threats

What we have here are two psychopathic leaders involved in an escalating ego dispute that can’t end well for humanity.

Additional Trump Call Transcripts Leaked

Call with the President of San Marcos shows a new President learning the ropes.

The People Speak: Trump’s Secret Dinner Meeting

Putin? I thought that was that German guy, Angela something?

Next Up for Congressional Republicans: Dismantle Highways and Bridges

“And Damns. We’re looking at you next.” WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): In the wake of a terrible score from the CBO, the BCRA, the Senate version of an ACA Repeal and Replace bill, hasn’t… Continue reading

Trump Announces Slate of Anti-Hoax Orders 

Dinosaurs: “I mean, have you ever actually seen one? And those arms. Who has arms that short?”

Paul Manafort Outraged that his Nefarious Dealings with Russia Labeled “Nefarious”

It’s a smear campaign by the Left.” MOSCOW (SWP): Is working to advance Vladimir Putin’s agenda ‘nefarious’? How about taking $12 million dollars in the process? Many seem to think so. The man… Continue reading

Democratic Leadership Remains Stuck in Paper Bag

Stop rolling around, Chuck. I told you. It doesn’t work! WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Yesterday, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) — shouting from inside the paper bag — confronted calls for new leadership… Continue reading

White House Website Launches as E-Commerce Site

We launched an hour ago and this site is already bigger than Amazon.com and Alibaba.com. Combined. Period. End of Story. Fuck you! — Sean Spicer WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Just days after President Donald… Continue reading