Biden, Sanders Kill in Swimsuit Competition

Harris Surprises in Talent.

Joe Biden Tests New Gaffes

WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): Last week saw the Biden campaign crisscrossing early battleground states and testing the appeal of gaffes that the former Vice-President and his team have been developing. “We’re testing some new… Continue reading →

Obama Still Defending Biden in Wake of Gay Marriage Gaffe

THE WHITE HOUSE (SWP): Joe Biden and a feisty Barrack Obama appeared together at a brief press conference in which the president defended his VP from recent rumors that he would be off… Continue reading →

Biden Clarifies: Endorses Same Sex Labor Unions

PITTSBURGH PA (SWP): Vice President Joe “Call me Joe” Biden reiterated his support for same sex unions at a campaign stop at a retooled downtown steel mill. Wearing a yellow hard hat with his… Continue reading →

Lost in Translation: Violence Erupts on the Court

“… I don’t think we have anything to worry about in the superpower department” BEIJING. The game between Georgetown University Hoyas and the Bayi Rockets was advertised as a “friendly” match, but a… Continue reading →

Nuggets of Wisdom from Graduations Around the U.S.

It’s that time of year again to inspire graduates around the country with nuggets of wisdom from some of the country’s greatest thinkers and speakers. Snoop Dogg spoke to graduates at “Buzz” Aldrin… Continue reading →