Local Man Moves Family to Actual Goddamned Barn

No longer asking kids if they think they live in a goddamned barn.

“Sure,” he says, kicking a piece of pizza across the floor. “The barn smells like cow shit, but my stress level is way down.”

Carly Fiorina Announces Bid for Vice Presidency

Or at least a Cabinet position

WASHINGTON D.C. (SEP): Former Hewlett-Packard Co Chief Executive Carly Fiorina announced on Monday she is running for vice-president, joining a rag tag collection of surgeons, radio hosts, and absentee governors also running for V.P.