Additional Trump Call Transcripts Leaked
Call with the president of San Marcos shows a new president learning the ropes.
WASHINGTON D.C. (SWP): In the wake of phone transcripts leaked to the Washington Post, the White House and it’s new Chief of Staff John Kelly have struggled to “get in front of the issue.”
Not helping President Trump: a series of further leaks.
SWP has obtained from sources asking to remain anonymous (but who live in Georgetown, MD, on Upper Creek Lane, off of cross street Bay Shore Road) the transcript of President Trump’s phone call with the President of San Marcos, Gen. Emilio Molina Vargas.
The transcript, in its entirety, is reproduced below.
Donald J. Trump
Gen. Emilio Molina Vargas
TRUMP
Hello? Are you there, Generalissimo? Have you used a teléfono before? Are you holding it to your ear?
VARGAS
Sí. Yes. I hear you, Señor Presidente. Sí. I am here.
TRUMP
Did you hear me use Spanish there? I speak many languages. I speak so well …
VARGAS
Sir?
TRUMP
…. and I love the Latin people. The Latins. They love me.
I won The Latins vote by a big margin, you know.
200-percent. Two. Hundred. Percent. You understand percents? It’s big. Capisce?
VARGAS
The Latinos, sir? You are speaking of the Latino peoples?
TRUMP
Yes. Very sexy. The Latin ladies, I mean. The Latin ladies. Mmmm.
I bet you have a sexy wife, Generalissimo. Am I right? What is she wearing right now?
VARGAS
Soy un viudo … I am a widower, sir. My wife was a martyr in the revolution. Viva la revolución!
TRUMP
You lucky dog, you. Still, I can grab any pussy I want, you may have heard.
Ever sit behind the wheel of a big Mack truck?
VARGAS
Sir, if we may get down to business …
TRUMP
Sure thing, amigo. I want to talk about my wall. I’m concerned about my wall.
VARGAS
Wall? Sir, I’m confused. We don’t share a border with you.
Do you mean to speak of the wall with Mexico?
TRUMP
Yes. Mexico. Yes, of course. Wasn’t that what we were talking about?
I need you to tell the press that Mexico will pay for the wall.
VARGAS
Sir, I am not certain that will help.
And I will have to speak with Enrique first.
TRUMP
Who? Who’s that?
VARGAS
Peña Nieto, sir.
TRUMP
The singer?
VARGAS
Él Presidente de Mexico.
TRUMP
Hey! I know him. Great hombre. Strong handshake.
Now, his wife is hot. Alive too. I don’t like people who are killed in revolutions.
VARGAS
Sir, I have heard that you are new to this, so I will let this insult pass.
But that is your only warning. I am not a patient, or merciful, man.
TRUMP
Tough guy, eh? You a bad hombre?
If you think you can threaten me, the president of the United States, you’re in for a big surprise, Pablo.
All I have to do is hang up this phone and you’re finished.
VARGAS
Sir, I assure you, I am not afraid.
In fact, I am quite close with Señor Putin.
I saved his life. Twice.
TRUMP
What’s that? I can’t hear you. The line must have gone bad. On your side, no doubt. Nice doing business with you. Say hello to Mrs. Vargas for me. Ciao!
End of Transcript.
